How to WIN competitions! Comedian Sarah Bennetto is Fixated on COMPING! | Fixated Ep 5

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Comedian and storyteller Sarah Bennetto is a winner. I speak to Sarah about her tips and tricks for winning competitions – this is the most useful podcast episode yet! We discuss how she came to win Glastonbury tickets and how some of her competition entries have gone a little too far, with embarrassing and infuriating consequences. We also talk about massive stationery, fun with yoghurt drinks and how some wombats are evil.

You can find Sarah on twitter, @SarahBennetto and her Storyteller’s Club @storyCLB, or on facebook at www.facebook.com/StoryClub.

Please keep your ratings and reviews coming in on iTunes or the iOS podcasts app. They’re very much appreciated and help new people find the podcast. When I say new people, I mean new listeners, not babies.

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Comedian and podcaster Paul Duncan McGarrity is FIXATED on Warhammer and World of Tanks Blitz! | Fixated podcast episode 4

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EPISODE 4 YOU GUYS! This time around, comedian and podcaster Paul Duncan McGarrity explains his past Warhammer fixation, his competitive sudoku streak and how World of Tanks Blitz is currently consuming his being. We find out how sometimes it pays to be tall in Games Workshop, what the plan is for when the zombie apocalypse hits London and we get distracted when we accidentally discover a new game – find two comedians that look the same.Paul can be found at http://paulduncanmcgarrity.co.uk/
on facebook at facebook.com/paulduncanmcg and on twitter @PaulDuncanMcG
His podcasts are The Tangentlemen and Origin Stories. Seek them out.

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Award-winning musical and character comedian Sooz Kempner talks celebrity crushes, explains dressage and delivers a Sonic (the hedgehog) BOOM! – Fixated podcast episode 3

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WHAT?! Episode 3 already?! Damn straight, homes. This time it’s actress, singer and actory-singery comedian Sooz Kempner. She reveals a couple of her past celebrity crushes – Robert De Niro and, er, David Hyde Pierce – she explains dressage, gives us foolproof tips for how to win an Oscar or two and reminds us of some of the most important facts in technology history – the cheat codes for Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sooz is online at www.soozkempner.co.uk and twitter @SoozUK. Before you head off to find her…

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Comedian and political activist Chris Coltrane talks pen-pals, anime and Nintendo – Fixated podcast episode 2

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It’s the second episode of Fixated and my buddy Chris Coltrane takes a break from stand-up comedy and political activism to tell me all about his many pen pals (but not keyboard kompadres), enlighten me about anime (but not anim-b) and reveals just how good he was at Nintendo (but not Nintendon’t… well, that got out of hand) back in the early nineties. If only I’d known he was less than 20 miles away from me at the time, I’d have challenged him to a game of Mario Kart battle modes!

Chris is on twitter @chris_coltrane and his website is here. Go there to get free downloads of his past solo stand-up shows and to find out all about Lolitics, his live political comedy night which is also a podcast. A pod-what? Yeah, me neither. Never heard of them.

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Brydie Lee-Kennedy and Buffy The Vampire Slayer – Fixated podcast episode 1

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In the very first episode of the new comedy podcast, Australian comedian, writer, podcaster, cabaret performer and sex columnist Brydie Lee-Kennedy tells us about her love of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. As a complete Buffy noob, I was interested to hear about Buffy as a feminist role model and how the series tackled difficult and important subjects like sexuality and depression. Over the course of the episode, I learn that British men control ALL women* and I came to realise I wasted so many hours watching Dawson’s Creek that I should have spent on Buffy. Luckily, in the UK at least, the series is available on Netflix!

*apparently. I have not managed to prove this. In fact I might have proved the opposite.

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20 Edinburgh Fringe shows for hip-hop heads

HipHopBlogPicIf you’re in the vicinity of Auld Reekie this August, you can’t help but notice the stampede of comedians, drama students and tourists otherwise known as the Edinburgh Fringe. Flicking through the music section, it seems the programme has fewer hip-hop shows than Kanye has moments of modesty. Fear not, fellow rap aficianados, for there are plenty of options for us up at the Fringe. Here are a whole 20, enough for a week, or a very full long-weekend…

THE BIG BOYS IN THE BIG ROOMS
The hottest tickets in town.

Beardyman: One Album Per Hour
This is the big one people! Best known as Jay Foreman’s brother (Hi Jay!), Beardyman hits the extra extra large Pleasance Grand and creates a whole album in just one hour. Three nights only.
23.15, Pleasance Courtyard (Grand), 15th-17th
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/beardyman-one-album-per-hour

Abandoman: Hot Desk
In da house? More like IN DA COWS! Ireland’s top hip hop improv comedy team are back with a new show. Are they always new? They’re improvised. Anyway… repeat after me: The udders, the udders, the udders are on fire….
21.10, Udderbelly, 30th-25th (not 11th or 18th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/abandoman-hot-desk
FREE SHOWS!
Mo’ money, mo’ problems? Alas, for most of us, it is not all about the Benjamins. Or Elizabeths for that matter. These five shows are totally free to see! Just pay what you want at the end.

Dave Waller: Where My Folk To?
Lunchtime laughs with Cornish rap nerd Dave Waller, as he embarks on a quest from Bodmin to Brooklyn.
12.00pm, Laughing Horse @ The Wee Pub, 31st-24th (not 11th or 18th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/dave-waller-where-my-folk-to

Brains Mcloud: 15 Reasons Why Justin Bieber is Gay
The Scottish rapper who fooled the rap world into believing he was American. Only 5 chances to see this guy, but you can book in advance for a fiver. Otherwise take a chance on a seat being free (in both senses) on the night.
23.00, Heroes @ Bob & Miss Behave’s Bookshop, 21-25th
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/brains-mcloud-15-reasons-why-justin-bieber-is-gay

Philosorap Cabaret
This spoken word show promises a colourful rap journey through the history of thought. Sounds good to me! I just hope they don’t give out essay homework at the end.
12.30, Banshee Labrynth, 2nd-24th (not 12th or 19th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/philosorap-cabaret

Comedian Rap Battles
No details online for the fringe version of this yet, but if you want to see comedians’ friendships crumble in the name of hip-hop – and believe me, you really do! – you should seek out this show.

Tom Goodliffe: Thug Liffe
A stand-up show, about hip-hop, by an award-winning comedian and thirty-something accountant. Featuring upwards of three jokes (four jokes) and some awkward rapping.
16.45, Laughing Horse @ Bar 50, 31st-24th
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/tom-goodliffe-thug-liffe-free


EVEN MORE COMEDY!
Hotly tipped debuts, award-winning returnees, and more!

Baba Brinkman – The Rap Guide To Religion
“Baba’s unique brand of ‘peer reviewed rap’ brings together hip-hop, comedy, and behavioural sciences, striving to make sense of nature’s most unpredictable primate.” Sounds fascinating! Count me in.
14.30, Gilded Balloon Teviot, 30th-25th (not 11th or 18th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/baba-brinkman-the-rap-guide-to-religion

The Canterbury Tales Remixed
Not content with doing just a show on religion, Baba Brinkman remixes Chaucer’s classic tales with a comedy hip-hop edge.
17.50, Underbelly Bristo Square, 30th-25th (not 11th or 18th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/canterbury-tales-remixed

Off The Top
This guy must have stamina! BB and neuroscientist Heather Berlin explore the brain and improvisation. A bit of science in my comedy. Yes please! And this one’s free too!
12.10, Canons Gait, 2nd-24th (not 11th or 18th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/off-the-top

Chris Turner: Pretty Fly
Improviser and stand-up extraordinaire Turner brings his debut solo show to the Courtyard after sold out runs in Australia and India. Definitely worth a look.
18.45, Pleasance Courtyard, 30th-25th
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/chris-turner-pretty-fly

Rubberbandits: Continental Fistfight
The plastic bag wearing boys from Limerick return with “dazzling” new songs and “at least one puppet”! Dunno about you, but I’m sold.
20.15, Gilded Balloon, 30th-25th (not 11th, 18th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rubberbandits-continental-fistfight

Simon Feilder: All The Things I’m Not
No mention of hip-hop in the blurb for this stand-up’s debut solo show, but check out his youtube channel and you’ll see why I’ve picked this one out. Si knows his hip-hop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uwAUq-r9hA
20.30, Pleasance Courtyard, 30th-25th (not 11th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/simon-feilder-all-the-things-i-m-not

Hedluv and Passman: Doin’ it Dreckly
This Cornish rap duo see themselves as modern day folk heroes, but somehow they’re in the comedy section. Either way, they put a smile on my face, “in the shape of a pasty”. Check them out.
22.30, Gilded Balloon, 30th-25th
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/hedluv-and-passman-doin-it-dreckly

Jarred Christmas and Jack Hobbs: The Christmas and The Hobbit -A Beat Box and Stand-Up Collaboration
The rap game is full of collabo’s. Snoop and Dre, Meth and Red, Ant and Dec. This is quite possibly the hottest one hitting the fringe this year. Only a short run, so grab them tickets quick!
23.15, Gilded Balloon, 18th-20th
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/jarred-christmas-and-jack-hobbs-the-christmas-and-the-hobbit-a-beat-box-and-stand-up-collaboration


A BIT OF CULTURE (i.e. theatre, spoken word, music and cabaret)
Because it’s not a comedy festival, it’s an arts festival!

Jay-Z and Me: A Fast Talking Memoir
Gutted to miss this one (it clashes with my show). A show by a tiny, 60-year old white woman about her obsession with the self-appointed “greatest rapper alive”. Apparently she’s going to try to act her age after the fringe and take up knitting. Oversize hoodies? Maybe.
16.40, Sweet Grassmarket, 31st-17th (not 11th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/jay-z-and-me-a-fast-talking-memoir

Mark Grist & MC Mixy: Dead Poets’ Death Match
The teacher who blew away MC Blizzard and YouTube hits the fringe. Sylvia Plath vs Ted Hughes? Rabbie Burns vs Byron? Let the wordy bloodbath begin!
17.30, Assembly George Square Studios, 30th-24th (not 11th)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/mark-grist-mc-mixy-dead-poets-death-match

Shame
Spoken word hip-hop theatre with breakdancers. That’s enough for me! I’ve already got my tickets.
20.50, Underbelly Cowgate, 31st-24th (not Mondays)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/shame

Chap-Hop Superstar
Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer is back at the fringe “for another hour of Chap-Hop, acid ragtime, drum and brass and naughty ballads.” Less weed, more tweed, indeed.
21.00, Voodoo Rooms, 12th-24th (not Mondays)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/chap-hop-superstar

Jamie MacDowell and Tom Thum
This Aussie duo blend heartfelt songwriting and melodic finger-work with heavy hitting, world-class beatboxing.
20.50, Underbelly Cowgate, 31st-12th https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/jamie-macdowell-and-tom-thum-1
then
18.25, Underbelly Bristo Square, 19th-25th https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/jamie-macdowell-and-tom-thum

That’s your lot! See you at the fringe.

I’ll be performing my new show, Thug Liffe, every day from the 31st of July to the 24th of August. If you’re not heading up to the Fringe, sign up to my mailing list to hear about other show dates in London and around the UK.

Summer is coming!

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Gang! Crew! Posse! Team! Squad! Entourage! Members of Goodliffe Squadron!

Summer is coming! That can mean only one thing… It is now socially acceptable for me to eat the amount of ice cream I eat all year round.
Coincidentally, it also means that the Edinburgh Fringe is upon us, where I shall be doing two shows, pretty much every day:

Bec & Tom’s Awesome Laundry, Gilded Balloon, 12.30pm (check website for dates)
This is the kids show that Bec Hill I did last year. Those who saw it, loved it. Those who didn’t had a legitimate reason not to – it was on in the morning. What sort of fool does an Edinburgh show in the morning? This sort of fool. This year, we’re back, and we’re on a bit later, so no excuses guys. What’s that? You’ll be working on the International Space Station until September? NO EXCUSES!

Tom Goodliffe: Thug Liffe, Laughing Horse @ Bar 50, 4.45pm (basically every day)
This is my brand new stand-up show. It’s about hip-hop and stuff. And it’s free. So no excuses guys. What’s that? You’re close to finding a cure for The Big C*? NO EXCUSES!
*Common Cold. If you’re close to finding a cure for any other bad c-illnesses, feel free to skip the show, but understand that it will be your loss.

If you are not going to the Edinburgh Fringe this year, you can see the stand-up show in preview at the following venues:
Wednesday 18 JuneThe Comedy Biscuit, Soho. Preview double bill, with fellow tall accountant, Luke Benson
Tuesday 1 July – The Library Pub, Islington. Preview double bill with Romesh Ranganathan (ticket link coming soon)
Tuesday 15 July – The Library Pub, Islington. Preview double bill with Stu Goldsmith (ticket link coming soon)
And that’s basically it.

So, those are the plans. Hope to see you at one of the shows. Or all of the shows. Except you, Commander Space-Doctor – totally valid excuses.

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